I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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