I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We're too hungover to prance.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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