that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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