Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
high people should be assigned attendants
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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