ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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