hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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