I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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