But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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