That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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