I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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