doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Having a random hookup so left but love u
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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