It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You're earring is so big in my mouth
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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