Midget sex pt 2 tonight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
the raccoons are back...
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