im six kinds of drunk right now
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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