i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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