Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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