Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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