Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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