Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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