i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You've changed since you got that strap on
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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