if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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