You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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