He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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