I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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