pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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