If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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