Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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