Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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