dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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