Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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