what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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