Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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