But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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