Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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