just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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