and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
