I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I cut my penus on the lid.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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