May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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