sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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