Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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