I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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