Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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