she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
