You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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