i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
