she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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