I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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