found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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