cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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