why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ugly people sure do ruin things
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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